Never thought I’d say this…
*queue the piano instrumental and slow motion montage of sweaty people*
Are you hot? Has the summer been too intense, leaving you confused and exposed? Has your country been hit too hard by the heatwave affecting your loved ones with terribly stuffy nights and sun burnt skin?
Well suffer no more, for we have the solution for you!!!
*music picks up, sweat dissolves to fountains and beautiful blue beaches*
Come to Crete!
Here you know what to expect, it’s always hot! Plus fizzy drinks and beer taste nicer and cost less! NOT TO MENTION ITS ACTUALLY COOLER HERE THAN IN MOST NORTHERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES!
So there you have it folks, Crete is the place to be, substitute well organised public transport and decent tele for an oversupply of sun lotion and ice cream, and make your summer bearable again!